Record Quarter

We've streamlined operations
Created a dynamic of violent, sexual synergy
to market the five to twelve year old demographic.

Test subjects vomited in abject horror.
Tweaking needed, however overall marketability still viable.

Porno Plaything Action Figure
with authentic fifty caliber war engine.
ANATOMICALLY CORRECT!!!!

Something
so simple, so elegant
One would have thought
it hit stores last Christmas.

Leaves have fallen all about the yard
covering discarded weights and cigarette butts.
Exercise at corporate enforced, extended, restricted, retreat facility
phased out due to aggression.

All the inmates are on facebook.
Despite best efforts at crippling loan offer
telemarketing integration
for ten cents an hour.

I can't stop crying in the shower.

New suggestions on various
sausage type products
made by/from the homeless.

Suggesting the eradication
of bus stop benches in favor of covered
enclave accessible after the fulfillment of several thousand short surveys.

Headaches keep coming

Long term relief from drug affliction to be
linked to dietary placebo.
Alcohol to be strongly discouraged by public relations campaign.
Vodka to remain cheaper than water.

Rigid religious affiliations concerned at falling poll numbers.
Corporate tie-ins effected.
Personal spiritual enlightenment to be subtly portrayed as homosexual
by entertainment division.
Homosexuals to be linked to swine flu by anonymous op/ed hammer job.

My children don't love me.

Various adjustments to be implemented
to counteract recent issues with health consciousness.
Government funds allocated to encourage the development of vegetables made entirely of high fructose corn syrup.
Health text books to include chapter on the dangers of physical activity.
Pamphlet entitled "osteoporosis caused by running" to be distributed.

My eye's reflect empty space back at me as I shave.

Plasma for food
Inner city re-developmental plan calls for 600 tons of gasoline.
Rumors to be leaked that immigrants are responsible for rising shore lines.
Literature to be eradicated through disinterest.
Education to be provided for military service,
poorly.

I wish I was dead.

Profits at an all time high.